Hmm. *updated*

Someone. seriously. needs. to. help. me. interpret. THE dream.

it's driving me crazy.

i mean in a good way. :)

And also in a bad way. :(

Ahhhh.

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*updated*

Wow.

WOW.

i just made a new discovery.

Wow.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

I had a very interesting/dramatic dream few nights ago.

liddis.

(people in dream= me, apple, theresa, shihun, zhihong, andy, herrick)

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I have know idea why, but i remember my dreams quite well. lek says that i have a FOLDER for dreams. ha-ha so farny.

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Some people asked me to blog about it, well, i might do so if i have time.

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So we (shihun, rick and i) were discussing bout the dream few nights ago, and rick and i reached a conclusion that apparently, my dream bertemakan " 没有情，偷情，渴望爱情"

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(At one point they even claimed that i 发春梦!!! =______=）

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ahhhh. ya'll interested now?

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eheheheheheeeeee.

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so i told apple about the dream today and she became my dream-interpretor.

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she's pretty good at it.

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what she said really got my brains working.

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as in working, working, you know?

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(although i hate to admit it....but.....some of the stuff she said really made sense. i mean...ughhhhh i dont know. hahahah)

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cool i should have dreams more often.

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Oh and i find it amusing that we (as in the lalalilatampong clan) DO dream of each other often!!!

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Lek says he dreamt of us being really sampat in the cinema. (and forgot the rest of the dream cause he claims that when he wakes up, he always forgets if he dreamt or not. ha-ha good excuse ha-ha wth.)

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Rick says he dreamt of us in the cinema (again) but being chased by vampires! (the rest of the story will be revealed some day after our add maths exam and bio exam eheehehehhe guess what day is that haha guess guess guess! wth.)

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Apple also said that she dreamt of us before (but like lek, she forgets her dreams! so there's no story to tell hahah)

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ok suddenly i feel like sleeping now.

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*snores*

Fun/ Funny facts!

I think all of you are going to mutilate my arms/legs/whichever body part of preference for the crappy ending. (i can forsee a number beside my 鸟column below already) Anyway, here're some fun, and funny (maybe not so funny but i think it's funny hahah huhu wth) facts about The Battle of Laputa!

*Fact #1: Most of the photos are actually snapped by none other than Zhi Hong (G2000)

*Fact #2: Zhi Hong was wearing a G2000 shirt (with a red stain. wth hahaha.) and hence, the name of his character.

*Fact #3: Many might not know the reason Shi Hun's character is called Aboogan. Well initially i wanted to put dragon ball laputa (he sported a different and unusually spiky hairstyle that day) but then i thought that Aboogan would be much more chio-er.

*Fact #4: The entire story is actually random and spontaneous! yes like radioactive decay wth. I didn't plan to write a story about it at first. But then i felt like spicing up my blog a little. (To make up for not-blogging-so-often last month

*Fact #5: Yep it's my computer room we're all in!

*Fact #6: Nonac almighty is actually Canon!! read backwards!

*Fact #7: Andy told us a very lame cantonese dialog on lek's birthday. Something about tigers and harimaus. I asked yingxiu to teach me the entire dialog after that. and i was so happy i kept repeating and repeating the dialog. like 18464525950 times in school. And yes you're right, that's why she's harimau.

*Fact #8: Andy DID ask for drinks!! He didnt ask for dutch lady though. I was the one who offered him. hahaha.

*Fact #9: You see all those magazines on the floor? Cleo? Seventeen? imagine zhihong and shi hun flipping through them. (oh yeah they did)

*Fact #10: That day was the first time i SAW with my very own Big eyes (wth ok fine small and droopy eyes) guys cutting paper. I mean. You know what i mean right. RIGHT?? pretend you know even if you dont know.

*Fact #11: Scroll back to the first post. You see Shi Hun's million dollar picture? And some brown rectangular thingy on top of the CPU. yes it's a photo. and not some ordinary photo. i got into a wrestle with him just because of that photo. zhi hong too.

*Fact #12: My fingers are blardy freezing now as im typing this. bombs air cond behind me. wth. sorry out of topic.

*Fact #13: kai chit pong is 鸡翅膀。pretend that it's known as that in cantonese. Why the name? Well, my sister told me a story of a girl who told the chicken rice seller she wants kai chit pong. i find it pretty amusing and well, it sounds so tribal too! dont you think so? *kai chit pong. kai chit pong* *cues tribal music* you know like they do it in the movies where all the red indians go around the bon fire and "hoooooo" "haaaah" yeah that kinda thing. IMAGINE LAH WEY!

*Fact #14: Zhi Hong says he wont comment until i finish writing the story. Well let's see if he comments now.

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Fact #15: See we're so supportive of breast cancer awareness month. Note pink ribbons on sleeve in 2nd last picture of the final episode.

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Fact #16: The climax of this story is. No climax. hah! now that's what i called teknik kejutan! cause i know you all sure think that "oooh whats gonna happen whats gonna happen"and then i purposely dont use teknik kejutan to give you all kejutan. SEE blardy genius. :D

Last Episode, Scene III Act II (The End)

Princess Wyng Kay: AAAAAAAA!

doodoop.

doodoop.

doodoooop.

dooop.

dooop.

chiang chiang chiang chiang!

*cues wedding march*

G2000:

*poofs into air*

Laputa regained its peace and Aboogan and Princess Wyng Kay lived happily ever after.

--The End--

ps: 本故事纯属虚构。

And this entire story is actually dedicated to lalalek and the lalas of laputa. You all know who you are. Hee.

Happy Belated Birthday :)

When ingeniosity strikes.

I'm going to bore the earwax out of you if i start lamenting on how bad my chinese is.

(ohhh miraculously i did quite well last trials. i mean. for me lah. looking at the fact that i wrote something like this in the essay. "XXX 嘹亮的声音划破了班上。"

" 划破了班上。"

"划破了班上。"

omg like seriously you tell me what 划破了班上 means. wth.)

Therefore, i've come up with an ingenious way to improve my chinese.

It's Quick, easy and free of charge!

It's called "Learning Chinese the Herputa way."

Option 1:

Click on this link.

and you will end up in "remember country wind feelings, legendary valley"

(ah please excuse my atrocious grammar)

hair reek's blog. (okay just to make things clear, herrick's hair doesnt reek wth. he smells like baby johnson's shampoo. no actually i'm not sure about that 2nd fact.)

Anyway that's not the point.

So after you click on the link, you'll see something like this.

Next step is to choose your favourite article from his archive.

Okay now hang on there a sec. If you prefer something different, you can always try..

Option 2.

Click here.

And you'll see something like this.

Yep it's none other than lalalaputa shihun's blog.

Like previously, chose preferred blog post from archive.

Then, proceed to the next step.

Connect cable to printer.

(Canon printer. not Nonac Almighty already wth.)

Click "Print" icon at the toolbar.

and wait.

like that.

Meanwhile, prepare highlighters.

As many as you want!

Liddis.

Lastly, take printed article, pick highlighter of choice and start highlighting 优美句子in chosen article!

Easy, no?

Hey! Don't laugh! you will thank me someday for getting A+ for chinese.

(No. actually this post is a scam to help them boost their site traffic)

(chyeeahh right. they didnt say that. i wrote that myself. heh. to bribe them in getting me ice cream :p )

Scene III, Act I. (Nonac's Quest)

Chit Pong: Take the north trail up Mount Laputa. You will find Nonac, the mighty god and protector of Laputa in the Water Temple.

Aboogan: Alright then. We leave in peace.

*G2000 shows peace sign*

The next day, Aboogan and G2000 set out for the north trail at dawn.

Up and up they went and finally..

Aboogan: Look! It's the Water Temple!

*G2000 punches fist into air, jumps in joy*

Aboogan: Shhhhhhh..i can hear something.

*zzt zzzzzt zzzztt*

Cautiously, both of them entered the Water Temple.

*zzzzt. zzttttt. zzzzzztt.*

A rectangular silhouette on the wall at the far end of the temple came into view.

*zzt.*

*Aboogan takes out Deluminator*

*CLICK!*

*temple chamber lights up instantly*

And there Nonac Almighty was, sitting on his marble throne.

Aboogan and G2000: *kneels onto ground and kowtow* Hail Nonac Almighty! Long Live Nonac Almighty!

Aboogan: We come in PEACE!

Aboogan: Please, we need to know who is the rightful man to be Princess Wyng Kay's wife.

*G2000 nods head till head detatches from body and rolls on floor. G2000 picks up head and attaches head back to neck*

*machine sound: zzzt zzzt*

Nonac: zzzt zzzzttt zzeeek zttt zt. zzzzzzzzt zzt zzzzt zeek zeek.

(Human Translation: I will help you. But only on one condition. You have to help me find the missing pieces of The Laputa's Map (yes like harry potter's Marauder's Map the dots can move one just that in laputa's map the heads move.) )

Nonac: zzzzzzzt zzzzzzzt zeek zeeeekk zzt.

(Human Translation: Find the missing pieces! And your wish is my command! There, take the map, you have 3 days.)

Aboogan: Very well, my lord. We shall do it. G2000! Get your magic carpet! We shall look for the missing pieces in The Lost World of Laputa.

*G2000 snaps fingers and magic carpet appears. both hop on carpet and fly away*

Soon enough, they arrived at The Lost World of Laputa.

Aboogan: Let's split up. you take the left while i take the right.

G2000: *nods head*

They searched day and night, determined to find all the missing pieces of The Laputa Map. Neither is willing to give up...

Finally on the third day, and fortunately, they managed to retrieve ALL the missing pieces.

The Laputa Map is now completed.

Aboogan and G2000 hops onto magic carpet and fly back to the Water Temple.

Aboogan: Nonac almighty! We have completed the map!

*G2000 quickly hands in The Map of Laputa*

Nonac: zzzzzt zzzzzzzt zeeeeek zeek zeek zzt zeek zzt zzzzzzt zeeek.

(Human Translation: Thank you, my boys! You have completed my quest. I shall now give you my answer! *note: red arrow* )

*cues heartbeat sound effect.*

*doodoop doodoop doodoop*

Three hearts beating in unison.....

*G2000 wipes sweat and laughs nervously.*

*Aboogan remains calm.*

*Princess prays and waits silently for answers.*

(3 images play in slow motion and repeat 3 times from different angles)

And finally....

What was Nonac's answer?

What was it?

WHAT WAS IT??

What was it that made Princess Wyng Kay react like this????

What?

WHATTTT??

Stay tuned for the last episode of The Battle of Laputa.

Scene II, Act III (The Great Chief)

Presenting the Great Chief, Kai Chit Pong (鸡翅膀)

Chit Pong: Coco lady. Coco lady. COCO lady!! i want my coco lady!!!

*cues roars*

Chit Pong: What do both of you want? Geddout of my cave! NOW!! I wont help you unless you can give me my coco lady!!

*cues roars*

Aboogan: Peace, brother. (G2000 shows peace sign) We know what you want.

Chit Pong: *wet doggie/tigery eyes* you....do..?

*Aboogan snaps fingers. Wand appears in hand.*

Aboogan: Accio Coco Lady!

Coco lady flies in air, hits G2000's head.

Aboogan: Chit Pong!! There! Your COCO LADY!!

*cues heroic song*

Chit Pong: Coco Lady!! Coco Lady!! Coco lady!!!!! My coco lady!!!

*smug*

Aboogan: Great Chief, now that we've help you get your coco lady, it's your turn to help us. who do you think should win the hand in marriage of Princess Wyng Kay?

G2000: (whispers) me me me me me me.

*Chit Pong lets out loud growl and claws G2000's face*

G2000: Ouchhh!

Chit Pong: I'm afraid i cant give you the exact answer. You have to ask Nonac Almighty, protector of Laputa. He would know what to do.

Aboogan and G2000: Nonac Almighty??

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